Whatever I write here I always feel like it's constructed.

These are things I like. Hope you like them too :)

 

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

image

it just freaking says one “dime”

what the hell is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullcrap

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

Your words touch me in a way I find difficult to describe, she said, although whenever I read them it feels a lot like foreplay.

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result." [via]

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass